Wednesday, October 25, 2006

There was a boy, there wasn't a boy...

The Heart-Repair Calculator
Long relationships (1 YEAR OR MORE)

1. estimate how happy you were (day to day) on a scale of 1 to 3

2. estimate how physically attractive you found your mate on a scale of 1 to 3

3. add up A and B - and then divide this number by 2-- this will give you a number in years

4. subtract one year from the total

Example: John was happily married to Mary (he ranked his happiness a 2 out of 3. He found Mary very attractive, a 3 out of 3. Mary leaves. John's heart will take 1 ½ years to recover.

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