When I called to schedule my yearly mammogram I got a bit concerned, the OB-GYN receptionist said the mammograms are being done in a parking lot by the U. I'm just worried I'll be cold - being outside and shit. The guy looks like a real doctor, right? Oh wait, I am not that tall. I hope he can bend down.
As I type this, I hear Chevy Chase on Saturday Night Live saying, "Candygram" (hint hint)
or "Mammogram." You know - all deadpan.