"Driving into downtown Minneapolis today, someone's radio was playing, "Funky Town." Could this my sitcom's opening credits? Should there a flashback to me playing the 45 as a teen back in Chicago? It's too late for a Fringe show. Maybe next year."

This was my Facebook post on August 2nd.

Is there anything sitcom worthy about my life? Not really. I don't think so.
I need a good writer to punch up my life.